A capacity crowd estimated at 175-200 energetic wrestling
fans packed the Christiana, DE Fire Company Hall on Sunday
afternoon March 16th, as Funkdafied Wrestling Federation,
the Delaware affiliate of National Wrestling Superstars,
presented "Getting Funky", and indeed they did, to the
delight of the fans.
(1) In a 4-on-2 Handicap Tag-Team Match, the two teams
Black 'N Nerdy (Fro Bro & B. Fehrm) and Mikey Pacifica &
Crazed defeated Dark Karnival (Jo-Jo & Chio). Dark
Karnival came out originally expecting just to face Black' N
Nerdy, whom they were hoping to embarasss and erase their
upset loss to them two weeks earlier. When they teased Fro
Bro & B. Fehrm about being much smaller and that the size
advantage would not be fair, FWF Commissioner Gino Moore
added Mikey Pacifica & Crazed to the match so that the two
teams would be matched pound for pound. The numbers game was
too much for Jo-Jo & Chio, and they were pinned after tandem
double dropkicks by both opposing teams.
(2) Former WWE star Salvatore Sincere (w/ The Fighting
Elvis) won by disqualification over Funky White Boy. Sal
& Fighting Elvis came to the ring with Elvis singing
"Burning Love". Sal demanded a match at FWF's next event on
May 4th with "that phony Elvis", WWE legend The Honky-Tonk
Man. Commissioner Moore said Sal needed to earn a match like
that, and when Sal said there was no opponent with the guts
to face him, Funky White Boy's music hit and he charged the
ring and the fight began. After the two battled back & forth
for a few minutes, Sal realized he couldn't out-wrestle
Funky, and while Elvis distracted the referee, Sal picked up
Elvis' guitar and snuck up behind Funky. When Funky turned
around and saw Sal with the guitar, Sal tossed the guitar
into Funky's hands and lay on the mat pretending to have
been hit with it himself. Just then the referee turned
around, saw Sal on the mat and the guitar in Funky's hands,
and disqualified Funky. Commissioner Moore was forced to
grant Sal his match against The Honky-Tonk Man on May 4th.
(3) In a non-title match, NWS NJ Heavyweight Champion
Vicious Vin defeated Corey Havoc. Despite Havoc's size
advantage, the champion won out & pinned Havoc with a
Michinoku Driver.
(4) Kory Kastle defeated Party Boy. This rising star
was just too much for Party Boy to handle, and after missing
a splash to the corner, Party Boy was pinned with a
schoolboy rollup.
(5) J.D. Smooth defeated Nicky Oceans (w/ Miss Michelle)
to become the *NEW* FWF Cruiserweight Champion. Oceans
claimed that he had already defeated Smooth two weeks ago in
Middletown and shouldn't have to face him again, he agreed
to do it just to be a sport. It was a decision he would
regret. Towards the end of the match, referee Mike Dillon
was knocked out after colliding with both wrestlers. Oceans
and Miss Michelle attempted to double-team Smooth, but it
backfired when the two collided with each other instead, and
Smooth rolled up Oceans as Mike Dillon came to and counted
1-2-3. Oceans immediately attacked Smooth with the belt, and
ECW original Julio Dinero joined the attack before Funky
White Boy & The Patriot chased them away. As Smooth finally
was able to celebrate his victory, Commissioner Moore
suspended Oceans from FWF for 60 days for the attack and
barred him from exercising his rematch clause.
(6) The Gemini Trojans defeated Johnny Maxx & Super Cody
(w/ Spanky The Atomic Monkey). The veteran Geminis made
short work of Maxx & Cody, pinning them with a
suplex-powerbomb combination.
(7) FWF Tag-Team Champions The Hate Breed (Rancid &
Arkham) retained their titles against Ruff Ryder & Shatter
(w/ Mad Dog). Mad Dog came out with Ruff Ryder, who was
heartily boo'ed by the fans after turning on The Hate Breed
in Middletown two weeks earlier. Mad Dog claimed that The
Hate Breed had broken his foot two weeks ago and was not
cleared to wrestle, but his contract allowed him to name a
replacement, and out came Shatter. It did not help, as
Rancid & Arkham made short work of their opponents, pinning
Ryder after a flying clothesline.
(8) FWF Heavyweight Champion (& former WWE & WCW star)
"America's Hero" The Patriot retained his title against ECW
original Julio Dinero (w/ Miss Michelle). The two
veterans battled in and out of the ring, until referee Kenny
Edwards got caught in the middle of a collision between the
two and was knocked out. Julio grabbed Patriot as Miss
Michelle prepared to throw powder in Patriot's face. But
Patriot kicked Miss Michelle's hands and the powder flew in
her face instead. Patriot then chokeslammed Dinero as the
referee awoke and counted 1-2-3 for The Patriot, sending him
home still FWF Heavyweight Champion and the fans home happy.
National Wrestling Superstars will return to action this
weekend with two big tournaments. Friday, March 21st, NWS
will be in Bergenfield, NJ with the 2008 King & Queen Of The
Ring Inter-Gender Tag Team Tournament, and then on Saturday
March 22nd in Neptune, NJ with the 2008 Women's J-Cup
Tournament. |
